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10-03-2010, 20:34
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a
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10-03-2010, 20:41
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking
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10-03-2010, 20:45
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking nice pink wellies
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10-03-2010, 22:00
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking nice pink wellies. At this point
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11-03-2010, 02:08
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking nice pink wellies. At this point someone shouted out
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11-03-2010, 06:58
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking nice pink wellies. At this point someone shouted out Vegas you tool
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11-03-2010, 07:03
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking nice pink wellies. At this point someone shouted out Vegas you tool, fancy putting that
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11-03-2010, 08:17
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking nice pink wellies. At this point someone shouted out Vegas you tool, fancy putting that ICM install in
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11-03-2010, 09:15
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking nice pink wellies. At this point someone shouted out Vegas you tool, fancy putting that ICM install in a fireworks factory?
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11-03-2010, 10:01
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Whilst out shopping I spotted a women outside a ann summers shop looking at BIG blue and white, fluffy wrap around all in one. She nudged hubby and said i really want a kinky set of GSi brake pads,and drilled discs for my friend thats incapable of many things but then out the back office came benster wearing said fluffy wrap around, Anji's reaction was, pass me a camera, blimey u got great big knobbly dildo stuck in your left ear. The shop assistant milked a cow whilst wearing a huge grin thinking nice pink wellies. At this point someone shouted out Vegas you tool, fancy putting that ICM install in a fireworks factory next to the
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